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PART ONE

It's a Friday night and the members of My Chemical Romance and The Used headed out to a bar for some beer or maybe, for some, a non-alcoholic beverage after they had finished performing at the Warped Tour '05. They were a little tried from performing so they decided not to have a big party night. After a beer or two, the gang decided to back to the tour bus and just hang out. There, Quinn had mentioned to play a game of Truth or Dare. The rest of the guys agreed that it sounded fun.

"Bert," Quinn started, "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Bert answered, feeling up to anything Quinn dared him to do.

"I dare you to make out with Gerard." Gerard blushed as Bert leaned in, his lips inches from Gerard's. They both slowly closed their eyes as their lips met.

"This is so queer." Branden whispered.

Bert started to grin as the kissing became more intense and so did Frank's giggling. Both Bert and Gerard felt that kissing each other was no big deal. After all, Bert and Gerard were secretly both bi, and not to mention in love. Little did they both know, their love for each other would get more complicated.

PART TWO

"I am bisexual." Gerard said, glaring down at the floor feeling guilty that he had not told his best friends his secret until know. "And I am in love with Bert."

There was an awkward silence until Mikey started, his voice crackling, "Does Bert know this? Is he bi too?"

Gerard did not know what to say, he had promised Bert not to tell anyone his secret. Another long silence followed Mikey's questioning. Mikey, Ray, Frank, and Bob had figured out that this meant yes, Bert was bi too and he was in love with Gerard.

*'How am I going to tell Bert that I told them all this? I hope he will understand.'* Gerard thought to himself.

"Well your still our best friend and we love ya anyway...you being bi does not change anything." Ray said.

"Thanks." Gerard said, feeling much better that he finally got this off his chest. "I'm gonna go outside for a smoke." He said walking out the tour bus door.

As Gerard took a drag from his cigarette, he looked in the distance and could see Bert's figure standing outside of The Used's tour bus. He nervously walked over to Bert and before he could say 'hi' Gerard blurted out, "I told everyone I'm bi and I love you."

*'That wasn't so bad now, was it?'*

"Oh." Bert didn't know what else to say or to think, should he be mad at him? Or should he be happy for him?

"I hope you aren't mad...and they kind of figured out that you are bi too..." Gerard said quietly.

"WHAT?! You told them that I was bi too?! I told you not too!! Its fine that they know you are...but I wanted to keep ME being bi and in love with you a secret." Bert was not happy. "You...you...you spilled the beans man!!"

"I'm so sorry Bert, I didn't mean for them to know about you too...I actually didn't even tell them myself...they kind of just...figured out on their own. I'm sorry...I thought you'd understand."

"But you promised. I...I have to go...I'll see you later."

"B-"But before Gerard could finish saying bye Bert was already inside his tour bus.

PART THREE

Jeph Howard woke up Sunday morning when he heard a knock on the door. Feeling sleepy he got up and walked over to the door to see who was there. It was Gerard. Jeph could tell that he was sleepy too.

"Can I please see Bert for a moment?" Without a word, Jeph walked to the end of the bus and found Bert in the bathroom shaving.

"Your lover is here." Jeph jokingly told Bert, not knowing that they really are lovers.

"Shut up." Bert murmured as he walked to where Gerard was. "Hello Gerard. Listen, about last night-"

"We are over." Gerard told him.

"What? Why?"

"I don't love you anymore." Gerard said coldly.

"You don't love me anymore?? How can you just stop loving someone?"

"I found someone who really appreciates me."

"And may I ask who this person is?"

"Adam." Gerard said with a smirk on his face.

"Adam. The singer in Taking Back Sunday."

"Yep. That's him."

"Well then fine. I hope you and Adam have a happy life together...you can go run off with him and knock the fuck outa him so you can have nice little babies." Bert quickly turned around into the bus to grab something. "And here are your stupid skeleton pajamas you left here the other night." Bert threw his pajamas at his face and slammed the door.

PART FOUR

"Where's all the beer?" Quinn asked looking in the mini refrigerator.

"I don't know, we probably drank it all." Jeph replied. "By the way...where's Bert?"

"I think he's in his room, he's been in there all night."

"Maybe he's got a lady in there, let's not bother him." A trail of several empty bottles of beer in Bert's room leads to him, gulping down the last of the beer. When there was no more to drink he stumbled his way outside.

"Where are you going?" Quinn questioned him.

But Bert did not reply, he just continued to walk out of the tour bus with a beer in his right hand, a gun in his left, and a psychopathic glare on his face.

PART FIVE

Bert walked into the bar, already drunk. He could hear Gerard and Adam laughing together. It made him sick to his stomach. Bert stumbled over to where they were sitting. Suddenly the laughter died when they both looked up to see Bert standing there.

"I...want to see... you outside. Right now." Bert said pointing to Adam.

Adam, confused, got up and followed Bert outside behind the bar. *'Oh boy, what now?'* Gerard thought as he got up to follow them.

"What do you want, Bert?" Adam asked as he turned around. Suddenly his face went white as he saw Bert holding a gun up to him.

"BERT!!!" Gerard yelled. "STOP!! What the hell do you think you are doing?!?!

"What does it look like I'm doing?!"

"You're drunk!! Aren't you!?"

"Just leave me alone."

"Don't do this Bert... please!!"

Bert closed his eyes and began to squeeze the trigger... but he broke down crying and dropped the gun. "I... I... can't... I don't want anyone dead... I just want revenge."

"I understand." Gerard told him as he put his arm around his shoulder. "Common, lets get you home and in bed."

PART SIX

After a couple of months of knowing that Gerard had left him for another man, Bert hadn't been himself. He really did have feelings for Gerard, and after he had told him it was over he realized that Gerard did not actually feel the same about Bert. Gerard and Adam had announced they were moving in together and Bert had thought nothing of it. He was just starting to get over Gerard and told himself to just forget about the two of them.

"Dude, Bert seems a lot better. That's good." Quinn said the Branden.

"Yeah, I was really worried about him there. He wasn't going out or talking to anyone."

"AND he wasn't fucking any girls... or guys?" Quinn said, still shocked at the fact that Bert is bi.

"Haha, yeah, what happened to Bert? It seemed like he disappeared." "Well I think he's back now."

"So here I am, it's in my hands, and I'll savor every moment of this... " Bert walked into the bus singing.

"Well you're in a happy mood today." Branden said, also in a happy mood.

"It's a whole new day bro!!" Bert told him. "Thanks for that...uh...talk we had last night. It cheered me up a lot. Thanks."

That night Branden had sat Bert down to talk knowing that something was wrong. Bert finally confessed everything and they had a nice long talk about it.

"No problemo."

"Oh, and Frank told me that Gerard and Adam had some exciting news to share and they want us to go over there to hear it."

"And you're not upset?" Quinn wondered.

"Nope." Bert said as he walked out the door to My Chemical Romance's tour bus. Quinn and Branden quickly followed, both curious to see what this big news was. All the guys of Taking Back Sunday, The Used, and My Chemical Romance waited eagerly to hear what Adam and Gerard had to say. Gerard held up a picture of a 20 year old beautiful girl. She had long brown hair, blue eyes, and a slim figure.

"Her name is Kaytee and she's 20 years old." Adam said proudly.

"She looks like you, Adam." Bob said, looking closely at the photo.

"That's because she's my daughter."

"You have a daughter??" Ray asked, shocked.

"Yep. I haven't met her yet but I will soon."

"Well...congradualtions!! You have a daughter..." Bert shouted out.

"Thanks. I was just so excited; I needed to tell you all. She will be living with me and Gerard for a while before she gets an apartment."

*'Great. Now they have a kid together??'* Bert thought. *'Well... she is really hot...I hope I get to meet her too.*'

PART SEVEN The gang are back from the Warped Tour and are now in New Jersey at the airport waiting for Adam's daughter to arrive.

"Are you nervous?" Gerard asked.

"Nope!!" Adam quickly replied. "I'm so excited to finally meet my daughter!!"

"What time did her plane get in at?"

"11:00 A.M... she told us to meet her at the baggage claim right? RIGHT??"

"Calm down, I'm not the one who talked to her, you should know."

"THERE SHE IS!! Oh my god, I never knew meeting your daughter for the first time was so exciting!!"

"Dad? Dad!! Its so nice to finally meet you!!!" Kaytee ran up to Adam and gave him a great big hug like she had known him her whole life.

"I can't believe I'm actually meeting you. Oh, and this is Gerard."

"Nice to meet you Gerard." She shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you too."

They got Kaytee's bags and headed outside where Bert, Quinn, Frank, Ray, Bob, Mikey, Jeph, and Branden were waiting anxiously to meet Kaytee also. The moment Bert saw her he felt like he was already in love with her. *'Oh my god... shes... hot!!'* After Adam and Gerard introduced her to everyone, they all got into their cars to drive back to Gerard and Adam's house to hang out.

"Hey! How come I have to drive all alone?" Bert yelled out the car window when he noticed everyone was in a different car.

"I'll come with you, do you mind dad?" Kaytee said.

"Umm...no... you can go ahead there with Bert." Adam told Kaytee. "Listen McCracken, don't go near my daughter, and no touching her, understand?" He whispered to Bert.

"Yes, yes, yes! Don't worry about it!!" Bert said, excited that he got to drive alone with his crush. Kaytee into the car with Bert and they began to drive away.

"So Bert... I've heard a lot about you."

"Oh really?"

"Yes, is it... uhh... true that you are... bi?" Kaytee asked nervously. There was a long silence. *'Uh-oh, should I not have asked that? Well I hope he isn't... he's kind of cute... but that hair, it looks like it needs to be washed!!'* She thought to herself.

"... I dunno... no. Well, I was, I thought I was, but I'm not anymore."

"Oh, I see... got any girlfriends?" *'Wow, she is actually interested in me?*' "Nope." Bert said smiling. "Got any boyfriends?"

"No." Kaytee said looking over at Bert grinning. *'Is she flirting with me?'* Bert thought, not knowing what to say next. "Well then, are you doing anything tonight?"

"Nope."

"Would you like to go out to dinner with me, or something like that?"

"As a date?"

"Yes... "

"I'd love to!!!" Bert couldn't stop smiling, he was so excited to go out with Kaytee. "Great, so should I pick you up at 7:00?"

"Sounds great."

PART EIGHT Bert drops of Kaytee at her house and Bert goes home to get ready for their date.

"Frank, can you please show Kaytee to her room?" Gerard asked.

"Sure, come with me, Kaytee." Frank said as he took her bags from her so she didn't have to carry them. As Kaytee and Frank got to her room, they started talking and not to mention flirting too. Kaytee then had asked Frank to leave for a minute for she had to shower and get ready for her date with Bert. As Kaytee stepped out of the bathroom with her makeup and hair done, she saw that Frank was sitting on her bed.

"You look beautiful." Frank said, mesmerized by how great Kaytee looked. Kaytee blushed and quietly said, "Thank you."

Frank got up off her bed and walked over to her and put his hand around the bottom of her back, pulling her closer to his body.

MEANWHILE ::

Bert rang the doorbell nervously. As Gerard opened the door Bert asked for Kaytee.

"She's upstairs in her bedroom, feel free to go up there."

"Okay, thanks." Bert walked up the stairs, excited to go on a date with Kaytee. He walked into the bedroom to see that Frank was with Kaytee, his arm around her and their lips centimeters away from each other. Kaytee quickly looked over and saw Bert standing speechless in the door way.

"Bert... " She began.

"Um, its time to go now, Kaytee."

"Where is she going?" Frank asked.

"Out. With me." Bert said as Kaytee walked out of the room not making a sound.

"Oh." Frank said disappointed as he also walked out with nothing else to say. After sitting around, doing nothing for an hour Frank noticed Bert's car drive by the house with Kaytee in it. *'He's not dropping her off at home? Where are they going now'* Frank didn't know what else to do but follow them. After all he had nothing better to do tonight. He tried to stay far behind in his car so Bert or Kaytee wouldn't notice he was following them. Bert pulled into his driveway and Frank saw them both go into his house. He parked his car down the road and ran up to his house and hid in the bushes.

MEANWHILE ::

Bert started to show Kaytee around his house. The last room they got to was the bedroom.

"And last but not least, this is my bedroom. It's where all the magic happens." Berts said with a big smile on his face.

"Oh yeah? What magic?" Kaytee asked giggling.

"This magic." Bert said as he slowly moved closer to Kaytee putting his arms around her, pulling her body up against his. He moved in to kiss her and she kissed back. Before they knew it, Bert was on top of Kaytee on his bed. He slowly moved his hands underneath her shirt and unsnapped her bra. As Kaytee began kissing his neck, Bert began taking off Kaytee's pants along with his too.

"Bert... " Kaytee whispered.

"Yes?" He said back.

"I'm sorry, but I don't feel... comfortable going this far on our first date... not to mention I only met you this morning.

"Its fine babe... don't worry about it." Bert continued to undress her.

"No... please, not tonight."

"Common, its fine, don't be afraid." Kaytee struggled to try to get Bert off her but she couldn't, she had no choice, there was nothing else to do but to scream for help, or just let Bert have her way with her.

"Help me... HELP!!!!"

From outside Frank could hear a shrike for help. He knew something wasn't right and he had to help Kaytee with whatever was happening to her. As fast as he could he ran into the house and upstairs to where Kaytee and Bert were. He noticed that half naked Bert was on top of Kaytee. But there was something wrong with this picture, Kaytee was crying, and struggling. Frank was too late getting to her though, Bert already had his way with her.

"FRANK!! Help!! Please, get him off of me!!"

"GET THE FUCK OFF HER!! What are you doing to her Bert!?!?!" Frank jumped on top of Bert and got him off of poor Kaytee. She crawled into the corner crying, watching Frank as he got into a fight with Bert.

"What do you think you were doing?! She told you no yet you didn't listen!!" Frank screamed as he punched Bert in the stomach.

"I... I... " Bert tried to speak.

"Don't make up any excuses!! You know what you just did??!?! You raped a girl!!" Frank continued to punch Bert. He could tell that he had taken enough so he stopped.

"Are you okay?" Frank asked as he handed Kaytee her purple panties.

"I'm fine." Kaytee said as she put her clothes back on. Although she said everything was fine, Frank knew it wasn't.

"Common, I'll drive you home now."

"Thanks." Frank took Kaytee to his car. He didn't know what to say to her or how to make her feel better. After all, he had never been in a situation like this where he was dealing with a victim of rape.

PART NINE

"HE WHAT??!?!" Adam screamed.

"Shhh...calm down Adam, Kaytee is trying to sleep." Gerard whispered.

"How can I calm down?? Frank here just told me that my baby was raped... by Bert McCracken!!" Adam grabbed his keys and started walking out the door.

"Where are you going??"

"To find Bert." Frank and Gerard looked at each other, not knowing what Adam was going to do.

"I'm going to go see how Kaytee is doing." Frank said as he went upstairs. Adam sped down the road in his car to Bert's house. With him was a loaded gun, the same one that Bert tried to kill him with. Once he arrived at Bert's house, Adam didn't bother knocking on the door, he slammed it open and went right up stairs to see Bert, who was still half naked, in the bathroom whipping blood off of his face that Frank put there. Bert turned around and saw Adam holding the gun up to him. Bert's mouth dropped. He prayed that Adam didn't have the guts to shoot him, like how Bert didn't have the guts to shoot Adam.

"First, you try killing me, then I forgive you, thinking I could trust you. I told you NOT to go near my daughter and not to out a hand on her, but you do the complete opposite." Adam said, his hands shaking. And with that said, Adam pulled the trigger. And that was the last they had seen of poor Bert.

PART TEN

Adam walked into his house, not too happy at himself at what he had just done but glad that he finished off Bert. Gerard rushed over to Adam, wanting to know what happened. But Adam wouldn't tell. Finally Gerard had noticed a gun in Adam's hand. Gerard, who had still cared for Bert because he was always his best friend, hurried over to Bert's house to see if Adam shot him.

"BERT!! BERT, where are you?? Are you in here??!?" Gerard shouted when he got to Bert's home. There was no answer. Gerard ran through the house, trying to find where Bert was at. Finally he got upstairs. Bert was no where to be found, he wasn't in his room or anywhere else.

"The bathroom... " Gerard said to himself as he realized he forgot to check Bert's bathroom. As Gerard entered the bathroom he looked to the floor and found Bert. Dead. "Oh my... " The site of his best friend on the bathroom floor made him sick to his stomach, enough that he threw up all over the place. He didn't know what else to do but run away, crying.

Gerard came back to house. He was ready to freak out on Adam.

"Where did you go Gerard?" Adam asked.

"I went to go see what you did to Bert. So. You killed him? Huh? It's wrong what he did to Kaytee but even more wrong to kill him!!!" Gerard was not happy.

"But he tried to kill me!!"

"And he came to his scenes and realized that murdering someone is wrong!!"

"And how come he didn't realize raping was wrong?!"

"Oh common, no offense but Kaytee should have known before she went on a date with him that he was going to try to fuck her."

"So this is Kaytee's fault now?!?"

"I'm not sure who's fault it is anymore!!" Gerard got his car keys and started to head out the door.

"Where are you going, Gerard?"

"I am GOING to not talk to you anymore."

PART ELEVEN

"Kaytee? Are you in here?" Frank asked as he walked into her room. But she wasn't in there. As he started to walk back out, he heard water running. He walked into the bathroom to find that Kaytee was talking a shower. "Oh my god... sorry... I didn't know you were in the shower, I should have knocked... " Frank started walking out but Kaytee turned the shower off, and came out with a towel on.

"Its fine." She said, starting to smile. "Don't go."

Frank turned around and walked back into the bathroom. "So... are you doing okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine, now that you are here." Kaytee walked slowl closer, and closer to Frank. "Thank you for getting Bert off of me."

"No problem."

Kaytee was now inches from Frank. He slowly leaned in closer to her, their foreheads against each other and finally their lips met. Kaytee could feel the cold metal of his lip ring against her cheek, it tickled her but she liked it. The kissing was slow and romantic, Frank rubbed his tongue along her lips, wanting to enter her mouth. The kissing became more intense once she aloud him to do so. Frank slid his hand up her bare back. Kaytee's hands were around his neck. Still kissing, they moved into Kaytee's bedroom and onto her bed.

PART TWELVE

"Hello? Police? My best friend was just murdered, and I know who did it." Gerard said into the phone.

Minutes later, police arrived at the crime scene where Bert was killed. The police then took Adam away to jail for man slaughter and Gerard was glad, Adam is getting what he deserved for killing his best friend.

PART THIRTEEN 2 weeks later

Kaytee is alone in Frank's house which is now her house too for she had just moved in with him. She just got out of the bathroom and dialed the phone number of her best friend, Jamia, that she had known since she was in elementary school.

"Hello?" Jamia answered.

"Heyy!! Its Kaytee!!"

"Hey Kaytee! How are you doing?"

"Pretty good, remember Bert, the guy I was telling you about last week who died?"

"Yes... "

"Well... I didn't tell anyone this yet, not even Frank, but I'm pregnant."

"Ohh... congratulations Kaytee."

"Yea, but... its not Frank's, its Bert's child."

"Ohh... "

"I have to go Jamia, Frank's home. Bye!!"

"Bye Kaytee!!"

"Hey babe!!" Frank said, excited to see his girlfriend.

"Hey!! I need to talk to you... "

"Uh-oh, is everything okay?"

"Yeah! Everything is great!!" Kaytee started to get a little nervous. "Well... guess what. Turns out... I'm pregnant!!"

"No way!! With my child!?"

"Of course! Whoes else would it be?" She lied.

"Well... maybe Bert's?"

"Nope. All yours." Kaytee and Frank smiled together as Frank gave her a great big kiss.

"Lets invite everyone over tonight to tell them the news!!"

"Sounds great to me." Kaytee couldn't stop smiling, and neither could Frank. They were so happy about their new life together.

THE END